I'll talk about random stuff, and my feelings about them.
my mind is just spead about on this page lol.
Did you notice how i spelled it as counrty music? Thats because every time I listen to country music, they always sound like they are from a different galaxy cluster. There is always the same topics(My girlfriend left me, I own two tractors, I own a cadillac, I own a farm, beeeer/whiiiiiskey/boooooze) with this very annoying nasal twang. AND THEY ARE ALWAYS SO ANNOYING!!!!! Honestly, I dont care that your girlfriend left you, she probably left you because of your annoying voice!
anyway, those are my thoughts on country music. Jowo, signing off!
These are overused, but for good reason. These are the most toxic, most stinging insults usable to your opponents. here are a few good ones.
Your mother is so stupid that she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
your mother is so thin, when she eats a grape people ask if she is pregnant.
your mother is... hey toby!
your mother is so fat that she left the house wearing stilletos, and came back with DIY flip flops
Jowo, signing off!
Accordions are mid at best, they sound ok, but I refuse to listen to accordions unless its a good song. (or if it is wierd al) they work well for sound effects though. its about a b- tier instrument. Also, the word accordion brings to mind pictures of dirty street rats, and also homeless people. not really a good connotation.
Jowo, Signing off!
hi! i'm toby, jowo's IRL friend! i might write here occasionally. i've noticed recently that alot of indie animation studios have been popping up, like glitch studios and spindlehorse. personally, i think this is a good thing! with the mistreatment of animators and writers in big studios, we need more non AI produced shows and creative material produced by actual people. also, its always good to have more material to consume! i believe seeing more indie animation studios pop up is a good thing aswell because the industry is so dominated by big studios. i would like to see more people with an idea be able to execute that idea with no problems. thank you! toby, signing off!
Hi! The perfect cherry pie has a bunch of variables enabling it to be the quintessential dessert. first, the cherries must be slightly tart. I have friends who don't like cherry pie because how sweet it is, so a bit of tartness ought to fix it. next, the crust must be a darkish gold color, or #C87522. It should have a lattice top, because it brings the perfect amount of nostalgia to the pie, a very good ingredient! Finally, there should be at least 3 of said pies, because I might eat 2 of them...
signing off, Jowo
Vinegar is a quite delicious liquid (depending on the kind) which is why I created a new job: Acetumier.Being a chief Acetumier, here are some observations About them
Apple cider vinegar: slightly fruity taste, the acidic quality is strong
White vinegar: Quite unremarkable except for it's VERY HIGH acidity
Red wine vinegar: Fruity quality, low acidity, recommended for beginners
rice vinegar: a mediocre vinegar, moderately acidic, not reccomended
Any more people who want to support me may send me vinegar bottles (with vinegar, duh). donations welcome.
Signing off, Jowo
I Love sweet and sour sauce with a passion that is so burning that if you were to give me sweet and sour sauce, I'd drink it. DRINK. The sauce is so ebuillent, so loud, so sweet! It's truly a miracle of creation! However, I must note that SOME PEOPLE dislike it! I pity said people, bbecause their inferior taste buds cannot experience the revalation of sweet and sour sauce.
signing off... Jowo (who may or may not be gulping down sweet and sour sauce at the time of this message.
Fish are the scum of the earth. Fish smell worse than a sun-baked portable toilet, and taste worse than lighter fluid, Pure quinine, 3 unlit matches, 2 gallons of mayonaise, and rat poison combined. and some people like to EAT IT. WhAt iS ThE StATe Of YoUr LiFe If YoU LiKe FisH! God has the worst sense of humor (if they exist) to create fish. every time my family eats fish, they tell me "you are missing out" Like hell i'm Not!
anyway, this was jowo, signing off.
censorship is objectively bad. everyone can agree on that. everyone wants to be able to say whatever is on their mind without being reprimanded for it. although, i do believe sometimes there are things that shouldnt be said out loud. like you shouldnt express extreme hate for a group of people, because everyone deserves to be accepted. i'm probably not explaining this well, but whatever! Toby, signing off.
Gen alpha makes me worried about the state of humanity. as most of you know, gen alpha is the cause of Skibidi, rizz, ohio, livvy dunn rizzing up baby gronk, kai cenat, gegaigedegegaigedaho, and sigma. in 2025, gen beta will be born, and they will probably spell the end of human intelligence.
.signing off, jowo!
⨁YOU GUYS, GALS, AND OTHER PALS⨁ I now have another website where you can send me fanmail! I'm very interested as to what you think of me, (or what you think I look like) but here is the cool part! my favorite artwork will become my official character! SO GETCHER PENS AND PENCILS OUT AND... DRAW!
they exist
signing off, jowo
Nagisa shoto, from the anime "assasination classroom" WATCH IT YOU MUST. It's fun and has gun. Anywhoot, Nagisa is a great character, who is defined by his intellectual prowess, his sneaky knife attacks, and his out of context moments. (the show in context is also wierd, but it really shines when out of context.) link text
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